I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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