Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Shame - the story of my life.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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