Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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