It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
