Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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