Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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