I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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