Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
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That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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