You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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