so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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