my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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