I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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