umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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