Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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