This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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