so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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