He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
