I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
it's great music for shaving your balls
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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