Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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