All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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