All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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