we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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