So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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