that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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