Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My dick has a subreddit
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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