therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
whose ass print is on the piano?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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