fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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