i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Never joke about your clitoris.
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