I wish life had little blips of pornography
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"