after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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