i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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