She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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