just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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