Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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