I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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