I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
