I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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