Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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