Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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