a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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