Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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