I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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