Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
