my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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