I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize