I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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