You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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