Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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