i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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