Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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