i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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