I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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